Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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