Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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