so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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