did you get engaged???
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
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