I'll bet she douches with gravy.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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