i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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