9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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