After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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