Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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