Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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