It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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