I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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