Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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