Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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