He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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