she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
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