What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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