Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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