I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I faked an abortion last night.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
