Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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