Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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