Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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