He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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