And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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