I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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