I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Randomize
