What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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