Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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