new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
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