What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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