You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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