It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
May the power of my ass compel you!!
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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