is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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