What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
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