why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Randomize
