Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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