My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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