But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
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