he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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