he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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