I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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