You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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