I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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