Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
You pretended to be Borat in that weird slingshot bathing suit and then proceeded to send another dick pic/nude selfie and said you weren't naked because you were wearing a hat.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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