I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
My liver needs the occasional pep talk and a reminder that we are two weeks into freshman year of college.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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