what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Just woke up in bed, AC on high, with a fresh pack of smokes, an unopened pint of vodka, and a bag w a beef patty w cheese in it. I think my roommate's like the toothfairy or something. Or that was way more Xanax than I needed.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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