I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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