Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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