He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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