i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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