the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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