so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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