You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
well you can't waste a boner
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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