He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Last time i carry you out of a forest
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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