so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
it hurts more in the daytime
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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