i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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