Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just cropdusted the office
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Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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