smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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