Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
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