Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
high people should be assigned attendants
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
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